beautifulc0llarb0nes:

not my blog style but people who dont see this have not lived.
 
When people tattoo the name of their boyfriend or girlfriend on themselves and then break up

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Swimming during summer

other people:

Me:

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Sitting over here listening to my skinny friend complain about her weight, while i’m here like

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  • Biology Teacher:
    So the sperm is surrounded with glucose

  • student:
    you mean semen is like sugar?

  • Biology Teacher:
    yeah basically

  • me:
    doesn't taste like..

  • Biology Teacher:

  • me:

  • student:

  • Biology Teacher:

  • me:

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crackingonorwhat:

Burt Beech for president
 
New Years Resolution 2012:

To be the very best like no one ever was.

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